[Saturday 23rd of January 2010 11:50:43 AM]
Dispersing cooked food is an art: its too hot/spicy-give it to the husband, too bland/cold-feed the kid, perfect? - rummage yourselves and tell the world - what an awesome cook you are.
[Tuesday 26th of January 2010 05:10:20 AM]
Doing zip, zilch & squat.
[Tuesday 26th of January 2010 11:38:32 AM]
Squatting.
[Tuesday 26th of January 2010 08:02:50 PM]
Squatting all night, makes me sleepy for the next 18 hours.
[Wednesday 27th of January 2010 07:30:47 AM]
Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are themost useless; peacocks and lilies, for example.
[Saturday 30th of January 2010 11:55:43 AM]
If the nature of the day is such that nothing else gets done,you still have the satisfaction of knowing you did the onething that mattered most.
[Saturday 30th of January 2010 09:39:20 PM]
Computers are like Old Testament gods:lots of rules and no mercy.
[Tuesday 2nd of February 2010 05:35:51 AM]
The greatest poets are those with memories so great thatthey extend beyond their strongest experiences to theirminutest observations of people and things far outsidetheir own self-centeredness.
[Tuesday 2nd of February 2010 07:49:00 PM]
For all those who think, D'oh, is an admirable response. U r going D'ohwhere.
[Wednesday 3rd of February 2010 02:42:59 AM]
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain.You will have entertained us.
[Wednesday 3rd of February 2010 11:28:20 PM]
Some people have so much respect for their superiors theyhave none left for themselves.
[Thursday 4th of February 2010 07:35:29 AM]
When teaching, light a fire, don't fill a bucket.
[Friday 5th of February 2010 05:55:46 AM]
Why do husbands demand a reality check, when we offer to make tea?
[Monday 8th of February 2010 11:53:44 PM]
In the republic of mediocrity genius is dangerous.
[Wednesday 10th of February 2010 10:27:41 AM]
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men sostupid? It must be education that does it.
[Thursday 11th of February 2010 06:29:49 AM]
If everybody agreed with me, they'd all be right.
[Friday 5th of March 2010 09:25:44 AM]
If the enemy within cannot kill us, then the enemy without can do us no harm.
[Friday 5th of March 2010 09:34:45 AM]
The only difference between saints and sinners is that everysaint has a past while every sinner has a future.
[Monday 8th of March 2010 10:56:11 PM]
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
[Friday 12th of March 2010 12:58:56 PM]
Hopscotch
[Sunday 14th of March 2010 01:58:12 PM]
We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases.
[Thursday 18th of March 2010 07:04:44 AM]
Oh don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and none goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!
[Wednesday 24th of March 2010 06:02:42 AM]
The stone age was marked by man's clever use of crude tools;the information age, to date, has been marked by man's crudeuse of clever tools.
[Thursday 25th of March 2010 03:57:30 AM]
Am done growing crops, feeding fishes and raising dinosaurs.
[Friday 26th of March 2010 12:26:39 PM]
Science has made gods of us before we were even worthy of being human.
[Saturday 27th of March 2010 01:27:22 PM]
Movie Marathon ended with "The Glass Bottom Boat" - A kitchen that doesn't need a woman - that's wishful thinking.
[Sunday 28th of March 2010 12:26:52 AM]
Running with Scissors
[Sunday 28th of March 2010 04:55:10 AM]
Lover Come Back
[Monday 29th of March 2010 09:35:19 PM]
An Evening in Bangalore. The End of an affair.
[Tuesday 30th of March 2010 12:30:32 AM]
Many live in the ivory tower called reality; they never venture on the open sea of thought.
[Tuesday 30th of March 2010 06:33:06 AM]
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
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