Monday, January 3, 2011

FB Status Updates - 2010 - May

[Saturday 1st of May 2010 12:35:44 AM]
Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you turn your attention to other things, It comes and sits softly on your shoulder.
[Saturday 1st of May 2010 01:12:09 AM]
Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
[Sunday 2nd of May 2010 02:43:30 AM]
I always sleep peacefully after watching Vijay movies - for I know there is a greater sinner on this planet, inflicting unimaginable pain to more people than I can imagine.
[Tuesday 4th of May 2010 04:28:32 AM]
INTP
[Tuesday 4th of May 2010 04:41:37 AM]
ENTP
[Tuesday 4th of May 2010 06:13:11 AM]
Somebody ought to tell us, right at the start of our lives,that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit every minute of every day.
[Tuesday 4th of May 2010 11:40:26 AM]
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.
[Wednesday 5th of May 2010 01:59:57 AM]
Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it's the day she's changing the sheets.
[Wednesday 5th of May 2010 03:28:42 AM]
Contrary to popular belief, Unix is user friendly. It just happens to be very selective about who it decides to make friends with.
[Wednesday 5th of May 2010 03:46:25 AM]
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience
[Wednesday 5th of May 2010 10:48:13 AM]
At last! Wisdom comes to me, as a tooth.
[Thursday 6th of May 2010 01:07:35 AM]
Buttering Bread is an art.
[Thursday 6th of May 2010 09:34:00 AM]
If wrinkles must be written upon our brow, let them not be written upon the heart; the spirit should not grow old.
[Thursday 6th of May 2010 11:49:30 AM]
What a strange machine man is! You fill him with bread, wine, fish and radishes, and out comes sighs, laughter and dreams
[Friday 7th of May 2010 02:54:08 AM]
How does it feel to keep ur mouth open for twenty minutes straight?
[Friday 7th of May 2010 04:39:24 AM]
The heart is forever inexperienced.
[Friday 7th of May 2010 10:47:19 AM]
Homines, dum docent, discunt
[Friday 7th of May 2010 10:49:13 AM]
While men teach they learn
[Friday 7th of May 2010 08:07:03 PM]
- Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
[Saturday 8th of May 2010 09:10:37 AM]
-- A book of verse, underneath the bough, A jug of wine, a loaf of bread - and thou Beside me singing in the wilderness - Ah, wilderness were paradise now!
[Sunday 9th of May 2010 07:07:43 AM]
On a purple evening, by the fire, sipping hot coffee, with poetry and you. Heavenly.
[Monday 10th of May 2010 04:04:04 PM]
Democracy is the name we give the peoplewhenever we need them.
[Tuesday 11th of May 2010 01:30:21 AM]
Knowledge may give weight, but accomplishments give lustre, and many more people see than weigh.
[Tuesday 11th of May 2010 09:56:27 AM]
Slivered in agony, writhing in pain When wisdom comes, will aches be far behind?
[Tuesday 11th of May 2010 11:40:19 PM]
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh,otherwise they'll kill you. I am wanted in 5 states.
[Wednesday 12th of May 2010 03:05:53 AM]
A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smartor dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his.How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?
[Wednesday 12th of May 2010 09:04:32 AM]
Our real duty is always found running in the direction of our worthiest desires.
[Wednesday 12th of May 2010 09:14:25 PM]
To go nowhere, follow the crowd.
[Thursday 13th of May 2010 10:58:58 AM]
The best things in life aren't things.
[Thursday 13th of May 2010 10:21:49 PM]
The world breaks everyone, and afterwardsome are strong at the broken places.
[Thursday 13th of May 2010 11:37:27 PM]
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car
[Friday 14th of May 2010 11:38:31 AM]
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important
[Saturday 15th of May 2010 12:24:12 AM]
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.
[Saturday 15th of May 2010 09:25:32 AM]
The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.
[Sunday 16th of May 2010 10:33:06 PM]
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
[Monday 17th of May 2010 04:49:54 AM]
Societies have always been shaped more by the nature of the media by which men communicate than by the content of thecommunication.
[Monday 17th of May 2010 03:30:00 PM]
There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing,and thought it time well spent.
[Monday 17th of May 2010 08:50:40 PM]
Nine times out of ten, optimism is a sly form of selfishness,a method of isolating oneself from the unhappiness of others.
[Tuesday 18th of May 2010 08:52:14 AM]
1-> Maragathavalli alias Mythili alias Maggie. 2-> Maggie? 1-> Short form. 2-> Mythili? 1-> Medium form. 3-> He's in full form!
[Tuesday 18th of May 2010 10:40:21 AM]
Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!
[Tuesday 18th of May 2010 10:43:18 PM]
Raindrops in May. In Chennai! Awsum!
[Thursday 20th of May 2010 04:49:11 AM]
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
[Thursday 20th of May 2010 08:38:35 PM]
Shreeeeeek!
[Friday 21st of May 2010 01:11:19 AM]
Knowledge tells us that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom prevents us from putting it into a fruit salad.
[Sunday 23rd of May 2010 10:56:55 AM]
Such lovely friends, so little time....One life is not enough.
[Monday 24th of May 2010 07:07:06 PM]
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.
[Monday 24th of May 2010 07:24:54 PM]
I don't want to sound insensitive here, but if I see a tiger I would rather save myself from becoming extinct. Having never seen a tiger in flesh or blood, how do I intend saving them. From behind the coziness of my TV sets and Laptops, screaming, forwarding and status updates are not going to help the tigers, nor our government officials who don't believe in alien internet technology.
[Tuesday 25th of May 2010 10:11:16 AM]
Tata Sky is a good Weather Forecaster.
[Wednesday 26th of May 2010 01:24:59 AM]
Life is raw material. We are artisans. We can sculpt our existence into something beautiful, or debase it in tougliness. It's in our hands.
[Friday 28th of May 2010 03:11:37 AM]
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her, when, nine times out of ten,she only wants him to want to kiss her?
[Friday 28th of May 2010 11:53:12 PM]
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
[Saturday 29th of May 2010 09:58:11 PM]
Dell Inspiron 15 or Sony Vaio EB?...Heart is with HP Dv7 :(

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